Poem:The Prom Night Blues

I give my prom dates their rightful due

And I use the plural cause I took two

One said I was all that she wanted

The other, two big things she flaunted

Needless to say, I had a huge smile

But Lo’ I fear I was living in denial

I was content when eyes went to rolling

With slap in the face, I needed consoling

I found in the end, two tires were flat

Their one thing in common, it had to be that

So never assume, pick one or the other

See if the other will hook up your brother

It seems that the ancient Romans knew a thing or two about humor. They combined Poetry and Satire to use politically. In history poets have lost their heads from writing satirical poems. So consider this before attempting. Remember to behead or not to behead? Exactly!